Porn parodies enhance our favorite pop culture treasures by making them masturbation-worthy and by producing as many puns as they do orgasms in the process. So what's not to love? I mean, besides the Avatar body paint smearing and taking you out of the experience. Here is our list of the best porn parodies available.
1. Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming
Margaery Tyrell played by Aaliyah Love
Porn parody champions WoodRocket produced one of many Game of Thrones parodies but this time with an actual budget behind it that afforded a "wooden" throne of dildos.
2. The Penetrator
In this porn spoof of The Terminator, a sex cyborg is sent to 1991 by evil future A.I. Fishnet to impregnate Farrah Gonnor, the future mother of the leader of the rebellion against it. Below is the film with the sex edited out, so it's kind of SFW.
3. Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
This one has to be one of the funniest porn parodies by far, overflowing with bad sex puns and starring aptly named porn star April O'Neil. And while the costumes are... off-putting, their quality is still rather impressive.
4. Not the Cosby Show XXX
This particular porn parody went to great lengths to produce an actual sitcom format, complete with a laugh-track and scene transition smooth jazz. And the guy playing Cosby... my God, impeccable work.
5. Edward Penishands
Tim Burton's eerie and surreal comedic masterpiece got the parody it deserved with Edward Penishands, a porno with a concept I probably don't need to explain. The best scene, hands-down, is watching Edward attempt to eat spaghetti with his penis hands while the family daughter shouts, "Does he have to stay here? This is disgusting!" Our advertisers would prefer that I don't show any penis, whether they be hands or not, but below is a clip of Tim Burton himself admitting to seeing the film.
6. Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers
Another WoodRocket parody, this Power Rangers spoof rises above the many others because it actually features Megazord sex. And like all WoodRocket stuff, hammy and punny as hell.
7. Titty Titty Gang Bang
This one gets included for the title alone. There's no SFW video clips online to share, but a simple Google search will get you there.
8. Batman XXX
One of the first known porn parodies that existed was a Batman one: Batpussy, a 1960's flick which featured a shitty, baggy Batgirl outfit and really low-grade footage. But in 2010, a quality flick was released by Vivid Entertainment. While other parodies of its time were preoccupied with the newer Christopher Nolan directed franchise, porn director Axel Braun instead reimagined the classic 60's television show and did it total justice.
9. Shaving Ryan's Privates
Another one included for the title alone. Haven't personally seen any of this one, but I assume in the film, Ryan is shaved by fellow soldiers, and audiences are moved to tears.
10. Jurassic Pork
Famous for its Pterodactyl group sex scene, Jurassic Pork was an ambitious effort created during the heyday of the franchise with an enormous cast of popular porn stars.
And while there are WAY too many Star Wars porn parodies to choose from, there are a lot of other great contenders. Honorable mentions include Full Holes the Full House XXX parody, Seinfeld XXX, Bob's Boners, Pulp Friction, and Tits a Wonderful Life.
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