10 school comandments

Laccio Published 10/01/2008

Thou shall not talk in class... shouting is louder.
Thou shall not throw gums at eachother... rocks have better effect.
Thou shall not come late... not coming is cooler.
Thou shall not insult your teacher... hitting them gets better results.
Thou shall not run... sliding is fun.
Thou shall not fight... murder increases your cool level.
Thou shall not write on your desk... paint is harder to remove.
Thou shall not rip the school books... burning it doesn't leave any traces.
Thou shall not use little papers to cheat your test... the blackboard is clearer.
Thou shall not ride your bike on the playground... a motor goes faster.