SO, I GOT MY HUNDREDTH FEATURE HERE RECENTLY, AND I'VE GOT TO SAY I'M AS PROUD AS PLATTYPUSS'S MOM WHEN THE PLAT FINALLY STARTED HITTIN THE RAG. TO ALL YOU WANNABES I WOULD JUST HAVE TO SAY STAY HUMBLE, SHOOT YOUR ROIDS, AND PRETEND THAT YOUR BALLS AREN'T THE SIZE OF SQUIRREL EYEBALLS.

PEACE OUT