There are 4 men in a plane one from the Middle East, one from England, one from Mexico, and one from Texas. The flight attendant says, "the captin needs someone to leave the plane because their is too much weight on the plane." The guy from the Middle East stands up and walks to the door, before he jumps he yells, "For Allah!" and jumps. 15 Minutes later, the flight attendant comes back saying again, "the captin needs another person to leave the plane." The guy from England stands up and walks to the door, before he jumps he yells "For The Queen!" and jumps. The flight attendant comes back and says, "The captain needs one more person to leave the plane." The Texan and the Mexican look at each other. The Texan stands up and walks to the door. He then picks up the Mexican and before throwing him out yells, "remember the alamo!"