Hi, Sweetie- it's me, The Red.
   Just wanted to point out a few things:
   I know you think you hate me, but you don't. You are just jelly of my sauce. You continuously try to prove yourself smarter than me, and you consistently fail in this respectable endeavor.
   I know you want to see me fail here, but it just won't happen. Let's use one recent example.
   Not long ago, there was a blog that was written by... Oh, I honestly don't remember, or care. The point is, I commented on it, and you responded to my comment by pointing out that I consistently started sentences with conjunctions, which is grammatically incorrect, according to you.
   Unfortunately, I studied English for quite some time, and I already knew you were wrong about this, but I decided that I wanted some proof, so I took the three seconds necessary to look it up on Wikipedia, and once again, believe it or not, I was right, and you were wrong.
   Of course, the whole point is moot in the first place, since I rarely start sentences with conjunctions anyway. Maybe even never.
   But if I did, you should be aware of this- There is NO grammatical rule or reason that sentences should not be started with conjunctions. It is a myth, propagated by ignorant third-grade English teachers who are barely capable of speaking the language itself, and it has no grounding in reality OR the English language. Congratulations on attempting to use something I don't even do against me, when there's absolutely nothing wrong with doing it in the first place.
   If you care to point out any of my other 'faults' that keep you up at night, I would be happy to show everyone exactly how ignorant and stupid you actually are, once again.
   I welcome your response. Also, if you're looking for work, shoot me your resume- I know a LOT of people, and anything I can do to help the less fortunate is always welcome in my life.
   Take care, Ryan- and, as always, Have a Great Night!