After realizing today was a snow day, I crawled out out of my bed and took a shower. Inbetween cleaning my pubes and washing my face ( yeah in that order), I decided to set a goal for myself. This goal would not be to go running on the treadmill or to do something productive, but to conquer the 16 bit kingdom of Super Mario World. Not too lofty, but this would entice beating the whole game special and star worlds included.

Fast forwarding about 11 hours. I sit here victorious. Although my ass, lower back and even upper thighes are drenched in butt sweat, I still sit victorious. I mean its damp, and uncomfortable and slightly impressive. I mean i weigh a good 130 pounds and am constantly told I look almost too skinny, and even with this minimal weight, i am still wet. Dare I say drenched? Yes, I do.

Although it was not a straight sitting, I am satisfied with my victory over one of the classics. It was also the topping off to the end of my grounded-nessm with ends in less then 24 hours, and now I don't have to spend all my time whacking it and coming here. Although I do love both those things they have got to alittle excessive, even for me. Even though I was grounded for having a party, I think I shall throw a party for my ungrounded-ness. There will be lots of drinks and hookers. All are welcome, except for other guys. I want this party to smell like tuna.

On a second though I have some buffalo wings in the fridge and I think I will just go eat those. Actually with my current... condition that would be a bad idea. So the party is on. Ladies bring your friends and drugs.

Im Life and Im pooping right about now.