Who was the first person to look at a and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change

their name to Knockers?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

headlines-- "Fork Stollen From Home"

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?