The conspiracy has been unearthed Ebaum...I am on to you!

You sick bastard!

So I have uploaded some shit, and you featured someone else that uploaded the shit after I did.  That is shit.

I am on to you!

What is it that you are after?  Trying to compile all the information on the internet to one site so that you can take over the world via your millions (okay thousands) of minions.  You sick bastard.  I have read Snow Crash, and know what you are doing to all the Ebaumanites out there that are working for your common goal.  I am clapping right now with one hand while the other one is typing. 

Why is what I do not know.  And after watching many Bond movies on Spike TV during thanksgiving I know you are not going to give me the answer.  Some from the masses will be higher on the ladder than others, that much is known.

You cannot beat me Ebaums, no you can't.  You couldn't be me if you threw 3 of your disease ridden hookers at me with a catapault (I have penicillin shots next to my bed to cure any disease you are trying to infect me with).  Now that I think of it my hand that was clapping is tired, I am in need of your diseased ridden hookers.

Big Bob is going to meatpie all of you cocksuckers.

To be continued...

~AW Smith

P.S. Can you cut down on some of the ads until the Ebaum Revolution begins, the diffrent colors hurt my eyes.