I was going to talk about the auto makers expected 15 billion bailout, but I am sick of talking about those incompetent morons.

I was going to talk about Brtney Spears's comeback, but I am waiting for her to pose for playboy before I consider doing that.

So I am going to talk about the most pressing issue facing me, AW Smith, as of right now.  And that is my dog has lost her green-chew-toy-bone-thingy.

She is a psycho with or without that thing.  I dont know what she did with it.  I let her out in the backyard yesterday afternoon so that she and I could do our buisness, she came back in without it on her, and started to get real panicky. 

I went back out into the yard looking for it, not being able to find it.

That is bone thing is like her blankie, so she has been mopping around the house since she lost it yesterday.  Serves her right for burying my shoe the other day.

~AW Smith