Below is a news article copied and pasted from Fox News. Don't worry, it's not political. Apparently a 14 year old girl in Arizona got knocked up, carried the baby all the way to term, delivered it in a school administration building and then LEFT IT IN A TRASH CAN TO DIE. Naturally, it started crying and one of the staff heard it, discovered it and brought it to a hospital. The baby is ok, it's in state custody and thanks to DNA the girl was quickly found. She's only 14, but the DA is considering putting child abuse charges againt her anyway. The article says nothing about the father, but I'm assuming they'll also find and charge him... and god help him if he's over 18, because I'll personally come find him, knock him out, and put him in THE MACHINE!! (Refer to my previous blog, "The Machine")

Anyway, here's the article:

PHOENIX —  Phoenix police are investigating the discovery of a newborn found alive in a trash can at a Phoenix school.

Police said a school administrator discovered the baby boy screaming inside the garbage can Tuesday afternoon with his umbilical cord still attached.

The baby seemed to be in excellent condition. He also appeared to have been carried to full term, said Capt. Victor Rangel, a Phoenix Fire Department spokesman.

Emergency crews took the newborn to St. Joseph's Hospital and Medical Center. The baby has since been placed in custody with state Child Protective Services, said Sgt. Andy Hill, a Phoenix police spokesman.

Phoenix police said the 14-year-old mother gave birth to the child inside the administration building at Osborn Middle School.

The Phoenix Fire Department later located the mother at a nearby apartment and she was taken to a hospital in good condition, Hill said.

Due to the abandonment of the baby in a life threatening situation, investigators will do a possible child abuse report and submit it to the Maricopa County Attorney's Office for review, Hill said.