So got my eyes examined today and what not,  Eyes still feel fuzzy after the dialation.  I am wearing sunglasses inside, reminds me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

Eye exams suck

spraying air into your eyes and what not.

Look this way, look that way.  Get me the fuck out of here.  One of the nurses was really cute, in my blind state I would have not been able to read her number if she wrote it down for me so I passed on the oppurtinity to try to hit it.

I really dont have much to say except.

The other day I was purchasing some tobacco related products and a foreign clerk told me that my ID was expired and that that is against the law.  He then told me that I should take care of that because it is illegal. 

I told him I know my fucking ID was expired, and that I had lived in the state of Texas my entire fucking life and know the fucking laws in Texas.

He then told me to leave and never come back.  I shot him a quick whatever and left.

~AW Smith