That's right! Your months of waiting are now over, friends.

What has happened to me in this long stretch of time? Pretty much nothing. I've been raising my son and wishing thousands of dollars would fall into my lap. Thanksgiving came and went, I gained weight and sulked about it.

I wish prayers would be more instantly gratified. Actually I can't even remember the last time I prayed... might've been at Graduation or something. That makes me feel young and old at the same time.

Anyway, I was thinking about ways to make money and I was thinking about starting one of those chain letters that people send. You know, the ones that promise death or bad luck or some other misfortune if the recipient fails to forward it. But it would be like one of those ones that asks for money for some ailing family member or something. I just thought of that right now, actually. The more I think about it the less appealing it sounds to me.

FUCK!

SEND ME MONEY OR I'LL STEAL YOUR KIDNEYS!