My senior year of HS me and 7 of my guy friends went to Puerto Vallarta for SB, the following is a story that confirms my stupidity at 18 years old.

First of all I was not even supposed to go on this trip, let alone leave the country. I was waiting to go to trial for a felony possesion charge, but that is a different story, and I went to Mexico anyways.

One night we all hop into a cab and head downtown. Downtown PV is not the best area, pretty dirty and very poor. That night we met with girls from our HS for a thong competition at like Carlos and charlies or whatever that place is called. I reached blackout really early in the night and for some reason ran out of cash. 

Once I was broke the only thing that seemed like a good idea to me was to hit the streets and find an ATM, in a city in Mexico mind you. I ended up stumbling into an alley at like 2 am. Immediately something appealed to my senses telling me to run. As I turned a dog locked onto my thigh and another one started charging right toward me. I either kicked or punched my way free from the dogs. And sprinted to my friends a bloody mess. The next morning I woke up in my bed with blood everywhere.

I thought it might be a good idea to get the wounds checked out. I had to get a rabies shot in my ass and couldnt sit for the rest of the day.

Lesson: dont try and hit the atm in a foreign country, blackout drunk, especially if you are an american.

Other highlights from the trip include.....

Two of the guys I was with (both 18) took home some girls in their mid-20s. The girls found out how young they were and decided not to put out. This angered one of my friends who proceeded to steal their cameras, cellphones, and palm pilots. 

One guy bought weed off an undercover officer in a marketplace, straight to jail. (we let the embassy and his parents take care of that one.)

3 girls were kicked off their soccer team because someone leaked the thong competition footage, which I still have