This is not a post about Pandas.

If you were looking for a blog about pandas, you're shit out of luck. No pandas here. Not even a hint of bamboo either.

On a side note, people in bamboo houses should not throw pandas.

Now that I'm sure that I have your complete and undivided attention, I figured we should do something truly interesting. I'm looking to start an online band, and I'm looking for auditions. Here's what I'm looking for:

Vocalists, Guitarists (Acoustic, Electric, and Bass), Keyboardists, Drummers, and a fat guy playing the tuba just for kicks.

The fact is, I don't fully know how musically creative you guys are. I'm going to leave it up to everyone to decide if we should cover a song, or if we should make our own. If you have an idea for a song that we should cover, leave a comment with the Artist and Title. I'm personally a big fan of Stereophonics, A Perfect Circle, and many others leaning toward the Rock/Metal Genre.

If you would like to try out, send an email with an attachment of your audition to [email protected]

It doesn't have to be anything special. Just show me what you can do with your weapon of choice, or your singing capabilities. Remember, this is just a preliminary idea, so I want to see how many people are interested. If all goes well, we'll put together a band, play our parts and I will arrange the music myself. If need be, I can also sing and I'm self-taught on the piano, but if I try doing anything aside from those, I can almost guarantee there will be no survivors.

So...... show of hands...... who's interested?

What should we play?