I had the day off yesterday, which was swell until the power went out.  At first, it was fine.  I just lit some candles, had some cocktails, and read some magazines.  Then night fell, and it got unamusing real fast.  I played some music on my cell phone until it died, then finally took a walk.

As Mr. Alterhausen once confirmed, taking a walk outside without listening to any music is a bit like being on E. Because every sound and sight is amplified in a way you're unaccustomed to if you're jammin' on you iPod or walkman.  To those who haven't done E, it's like seeing everything without hearing anything.  Or hearing everything without seeing it.  And it was a gorgeous, lovely night, with people out barhopping, clubbing, laughing, and a clear, velvet black sky.

Last night, I dreamt of a concert featuring Monie Love and Salt n Pepa.  It was fairly awesome.

I don't think I've ever had sex with a guy who was uncircumcised.