Over the years I have been a pretty regular blood doner. When ever red blood is having a drive in my area they email me. then they send me all this shit about how my blood could help save three babies. I didn't really care, i just didn't mind the process and i felt like i contributed something to society.

I awalys figured shepard and red blood just gave the blood away, but those sneaky mother fuckers have been getting me to donate probono then selling my life juice at a profit. When i discovered this i felt betrayed. All these years of those fucking years, those damn Vampires,had me thinking i was saving grips of babies one pint at a time. In reality they took my blood and sold it to the hospitals to fatten their greedy pockets.

As a result of this treachery i did a little more research and discovered i can get paid to donate plasma. Plasma is the yellow shit in your blood that holds it together. Anyways, as long as you dont have hiv you can get 80 dollars a week for how ever long you like to donate plasma. So in a sence i cut out those profit thursty vampires and all their treachery and deciet and went to the source.

I'm going next wwednesday to the plasma center to donate and get paid. Donating plasma is even better that blood i can save like 10 babies, 5 burn victems and 1 dude who got cut in a knife fight. Then get paid for doing it. So if you're ever in the market for some O- i got that shit on the low low.