Corderoy pillows are making head lines!!!

There ya get it???... Hehe...... Pillows and head lines..... because its  a liney fabric....Lol Girgle. HAhhhaa ... Ahem well i feel better now.

Did you hear about the blind porn star????

She never saw them coming.......Haha Snort.....HArdy harr.....Cough ahem.... Get it!? hahah shes blind and a slut!! haha .....

What the difference between a lawyer and a tire??

I dont pull over if i flatten a lawyer!!!.....Haha gargle cough spit puke. haha urg ahem pffft inff. Ahem there i am better now get it? People hate lawyers!!!haha

Ok so it was a series of jokes ....  so the title of this blog is 100% percent right making me 100% right. Thus what i say is truth...... Believe it!!......Lol haha naruto.... what a fag.....

Matt