There she goes again
Shaving her head until bald
Just like a Q-Tip

Front page tabloid news
She is so adorable
Still no underwear

In court with the ex
Fighting over custody
Please pass the whiskey

Got some new awards
Lip syncing to all her songs
Now that's real talent

Flushing the toilet
Dancing with poo round and round
Just like her career

Sister was knocked up
A true role model for all
Young jugs full of milk

What will she do next
She cant dance or sing or act
Paper or Plastic