Have you ever decided NOT to purchase a product because of the commercials for it? 

For me, it's Charmin.

Don't you just hate it when you're a bear in the woods getting tissue fragments stuck in the fur around your ass?  Well, not to fret, my darling Furries, now Charmin has the solution for this: Charmin Extra Strong.

Is this an actual problem that needed a soloution?  Really?  Maybe it's because I'm actually not a bear in the woods, but I've never had that experience before, nor do I know anyone who has. What moron can't wipe their ass properly enough to not rip the paper to shreds and then proceed to leave paper fragments stuck there?  If you're wiping your ass THAT hard and can't feel it when you leave paper stuck on your ass, you have other problems than weak toilet paper, my friend.