Been busy lately. I haven't spent much time reading the bullshit you guys write. I've been kind of absorbed by my own life.

I've been invited (directed) not to discuss my ongoing legal issues online. I'll have to wait until after things are concluded before I can do so without going against the orders of a judge. That's fine. So I've got a temporary gag order. I can wait.

That being said, things are going well for me. I've been dating the same woman since July (girlfriend #3). She's kind of the opposite of what I've been used to for the last 18 years. She's tall, blonde, thin, athletic, witty, likes NFL, and is really libidinous. She is into yoga and looks really hot in yoga pants.  She puts up with my family drama, allows for me to put time with my children as a priority over time we spend together, and really gets along well with my kids. She got some of the highest praise I can imagine from my 13 year old daughter. I heard her talking to one of her friends: "Yeah, we went out with my dad's girlfriend. She's pretty cool."  If you knew my daughter, you'd know that was akin to saying that the Sun shines out of my girlfriend's asshole.

We took the kids out to the Pinball Hall of Fame.  It has games from 1947 up to 2009. 

Unfortunately, the change machines won't take pre-war Iraqi money:

It was amazing.  I got $20 in quarters, the four of us (son, daughter, girlfriend, and I) played for three hours, and I still came home with almost $10.  We even bought a couple drinks.  Girlfriend kicks ass at pinball.  I mean, nobody is as good as I am, but she actually beat me a couple times.

This is one I didn't catch when it came out in 1982, Orbitor 1:

Bizarre game.  No magnets.  Just sloped surface and spinning plates.

I'm enjoying being single.  My kids are having a hard time.  But anybody who doesn't anticipate divorce fucking up there children is just a dumbass.  I'm doing the best I can for them right now.  It's tough. 

There's still lots of bullshit going on (that I'm legally obliged not to go into), but things are good for me. Daughter and I just got back from girlfriend's house.  She needed help repotting the biggest aloe plant I've ever seen.  Daughter is really interested in girlfriend's knife and sword collection.  "Why the hell am I not collecting swords?" 

I'll try to blog a little more in the future.  Just busy.