FIRST OF ALL, I COME HERE FOR THE BITCHES AND TO GET MY DICK WET LIKE THE ATLANTIC OCEAN. I DON'T GOT TIME FOR ME TO PUT A HOLD ON MY HUMBLENESS FOR NO NIGGA. I REMEMBER THE FIRST PERSON WHO STEPPED TO ME WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD, I WAS PUMPING IRON SMOKING A CUBAN CIGAR, AND THIS FOOTBALL COACH TOOK A PLATE OFF MY BENCH BAR. HE TRIED DOUBTING MY UNDOUBTABLE STRENGTH, YEAH I WAS ONLY 4 SO I COULD ONLY PRESS 405 LBS IN REPS, BUT HE THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE BITCH OR SOMETHING, SO I FUCKING TACKLED HIM THROUGH THE STEEL PLATED DOOR AND RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF, THE BEAM FROM THE SUN REFLECTING OFF MY GLISTENING PECS MELTED HIS FACE AWAY.
SO CHEECH, NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT MAKING A JOKE ABOUT WHAT I BENCH, MAKE SURE YOU THINK TWICE. I DONT FUCKING BENCH TEDDY BEARS, UNLESS YOU MEANT i WAS BENCHING POLAR BEARS, THEN IT IS A DIFFERENT STORY AND MY MOST HUMBLE APOLOGIES, BUT I GOTTA GO, THIS SUPERMODEL BITCH I AM WITH HIS GETTING ALL CRANKY AND I DONT WANNA FUCKING HULK PUNCH EHR IN THE HEAD.
-CHEECH : DO YOU EVEN BENCH AT LEAST TRIPLE YOUR BODY WEIGHT BRUH? I BET YOUR DEAD LIFT IS ONLY 800 YOU FUCKING INFANT.
HOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE IN MY POCKET PHONY BITCHES WANNA TEST?