Chickens Don't Tweet, Unless They're Bad B*tch Betty
On October 7th an Australian chain restaurant called Chicken Treat put an actual chicken, Betty, in charge of their Twitter. The goal is to keep her going until she tweets a 5 letter word in English, which will hopefully gain her a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records. In the meantime, we all gain her profound wisdom:
Some words of inspiration from Betty. And remember: if a chicken can tweet, you can do stuff too. #ChickenTweet pic.twitter.com/fHX2t14R74
— Chicken Treat (@ChickenTreat) October 14, 2015
#JustBettyThings
I hope Betty becomes an instant celebrity. God knows people have become celebrities for a lot less, and she’s already infinitely more interesting than anyone with the last name Jenner.
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— Chicken Treat (@ChickenTreat) October 23, 2015
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— Chicken Treat (@ChickenTreat) October 23, 2015
You are my queen Betty, I luv u 4 evr./hgd
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