As if any of you really care, I'm still alive. I don't have the internet which can really blow sometimes.

But that's not the reason for this blog. I have a severely lame family. My brother started Clarence. If he gets enough fans on Facebook, I think he's going to start a website of him. I volunteered to help, but I'm kind of annoying so he'd probably get rid of me after five minutes. But that's my job as a sista.

Anywho, this is Clarence. Please help me spread the word and get him more fans on Facebook. If you don't have a Facebook then well...that's okay.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81030470/

And as for the Facebook page:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Clarence/401520515320

If you don't like him, then you're an idiot.