conner story contest 1
Okay so this is for the blog story contest.. I thought for a while and could not think of anything to write about, then I had the idea too write about the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me I hope you enjoy! Okay so anyone who lives in Canada that's reading this will know what Canada's wonderland is in Toronto Ontario, for those of you who don't it's Canada's equivalent of 6 flags Darien lake but substantially smaller. Okay so in the water park theres this slide called the black tube or something stupid like that, I don't know why they called it that considering its a florescent pink slide. Okay so it's one of those ones you have to be in a tube to ride the only thing is I was way to small for the tube but they let me on any ways. I sat in the tube and my but sank right down to the bottom. So I'm already deathly afraid of water slides I have no idea why I was here. There supposed to check these things for nails or sharp things sticking up apparently? right?. Wrong for some reason they didn't. I was about halfway down the slide when I snagged on something sharp it stopped me for a second. once I started to go again I looked down and notice I was completely in the buff..... embarrassing right? especially for a 14 year old stud whose body is like a magnet for the ladies eyes like myself... just kidding. Any ways I made it to the bottom and was trying to hide the fact that I was naked by standing in the pool and refusing too get out. Well the lifeguard didn't like that and started yelling at me to move so the next person could go. I shook my head in embarrassment. By now a crowd had gathered around the pool. A large crowed. Bad time for everyone to decide to go to this ride right? ha ha any ways back to the life guard she phoned security to come and remove me from the pool, I was pretty much frozen in embarrassment. Finally I worked up enough courage to tell the life guard I had lost my shorts on the ride. She giggled and said it wasn't that big a deal she would grab me a towel. NOT THAT BIG A DEAL? Easy for her she wasn't standing bottomless in waist deep water in front of hundreds of people. After 5 minutes they retrieved my ripped shorts from the slide but they where unwearable so I had to walk threw the water park in my underpants and a towel with thousands of people staring at me. Needless to say I never went back to Canada's Wonderland again.
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