Hey everyone, i was bored and figured i'd blog about my mother-in-law's crazy cat.  

         His name is Jeordie, hes about 10yrs old, has exactly 8 teeth, and is about 30lbs, any normal cat weighs about half as much as him. He's pretty much completely blind, and he has diabetes, not to mention he was the runt, and is half retarded. The whole family is surprised he lasted this long, hes a "medical mystery" the vet tell us. Well the other day we were visiting my mother-in-law and Jeordie comes RUNNING out of her room and just stops in the middle of the room and starts meowing, like he forgot what he was doing, then he just laid down and started playing with a piece of lint. So we stop paying attention for a while and when the show we were watching was over there was about 5 seconds of complete silence, and out of nowhere we hear this low pitched grunting sound, and we all look over and Jeordie is trying to get off the floor. This cat is SOOO fat he got stuck on the floor. Another time we were at my mother-in-laws house my husband and i were doing laundry, 30 minutes later Jeordie was no where to be found, we looked under the bed, batchrro, inside cabinets, outside, he is NOWHERE to be found. So i go to the laundry room to grab my clothes out of the drier, and theres fat ass Jeordie laying belly up in a dirty clothes basket just looking at me like I"M retarded. Jeordie is a great cat, and funny as hell hopefully i can get some good pics of him for lolcats!!!