ive tried everything...eaten like 12 bannanas...stool softner AND hardener (thought i might reach an equilibrium there).  Ive even gone as far as to physically jam something up my anus to try to turn the faucet off....but the doctor says that it really isnt good for me.  Im even thinking about not eating all together! cut off the source right? but no, after 4 days of no food consumption, its like the fucking niagra falls.  Im sure my water bill must be in the 1000s...90% of the water at the waste management plant must have come from me....honestly.  I just want to know what kinds of things YOU the PEOPLE have done to cure diarrhea.  Please leave lots of responses! (the sooner the better if you know what i mean ;))