Dear Germany,I've just booked cars & hotels for yet another buying trip to Germany and Italy and even though I don't leave for a few more days, I can already taste the roast pork knuckle!  Also I'm really, really looking forward to using your superb public transport system and driving on your wonderful autobahns.Australia's a big, mostly flat country with huge distances between major cities so it really would make sense for us to have a fast rail system and nice big high-speed highways.I've suggested to the authorities here in Australia that they adopt similar systems to yours but sadly, my country is run by idiots.This brings me to my point.  I believe now would be a wonderful opportunity for you to invade Australia. Our defense force is a joke and the rest of our population is mostly hung over right now so you can be assured we wouldn't put up much of a fight.In fact, since most Australians were born in Europe and Asia, I'm fairly confident you'd get a pretty warm welcome - as long as you bring your wonderful public transport system and road-building skills and don't actually kill any of us.  We do have a a large refugee population, so you'll have to tread carefully there, but you're a clever bunch.  I'm sure you'll work something out.

Sincerely,

Bullseyerock