do you remember when Michael Jackson was cool?

what happened to that cat?

obviously touching a kid on the balls is bad for anyones career but is this the only thing that went wrong??

Kobe raped a bitch, he's still ballin'.

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, these motherfuckers have been caught drink driving and it ENHANCED their careers (whatever their careers are).

what do you think Michael Jackson is doing at this very minute?