Dear Dave,

I have, thanks to your avatar, seen ebaums world get fucked in several different positions.  It makes me happy to see EBW getting it hard.

I would like to officially request that you do reverse cowgirl next.

Every time i see your comments, i get about a half-a-pack of rolaids in my trousers.

Eastside dave is better than both westside, and northside dave.  Cause those guys are pussies.

Rock on dave.

-Mega