So I joined the human race--I started a facebook page. It is a weird and confusing contraption. I don't see what I am supposed to do except like everything. I liked a local radio station, another local radio station. Then my diseased and wicked mind just started ramming it home all over the place. I sent like 30 friend requests in a  matter of a minute. I didn't even know any of them. What the hell was I supposed to do? There is a reason why I am not on facebook...until now. I am an un-friendable kind of guy. What do I do of any interest that I can share on facebook? I don't want to search for old high school and college acquaintances. I am not going to add any of  family. I don't really want to connect with new people that have similar interests either. Really I just Ebaums folks to friend me on facebook. Really. That's it.

So if you want to add me and shit, then do it.

Facebook Name: AW Smith

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