Look im not complaining on this blog!!!! I just read a fortune cookie blog and it had 12 real something or other(short memory, sorry).I answered I wanted to open a fortune cookie factory that stuck insults or demotivational notes in them. Even though this is a stupid blog but what would you put for insults or demotivational comments in the cookies?

How funny would it be to be able to pick what is said on one of those cookies and hand it to people to see their reaction?  I want some good insults or demotivational one, I don't want to see .... "well i'd put your fat on one"  Common people you're all creative!!!!!