So every Friday my co-worker and a couple of friends always go out and live the Vegas night life, we start at a bar called Cheers, best long islands ever, and play a couple of rounds of billiards, while were there we usually scope out the local tail specially since its so close the college, and see if we can get some action if not around 11pm we start heading over to a casino called Ellis Island, and we do karaoke, I am actually a great singer, but the key here is I serenade the women and my friends lures them in to our group, the best thing is they have 2 dollar hefeweizen, after a long chase, some music and beers, we all meet up at yet another casino called terribles which has a perfect graveyard special, 3.99 for what is called a royal flush, USDA Prime steak, hash brown , eggs and sausage or bacon , and 2 pancakes, cant beat that, its here where we normally everything gets screwed up , so let me count down the top 5 worst nights, now that you guys know the run down

5.  Everyone actually had a date when meeting at cheers, and we started to drink the girls started to conversed among themselves, I being the gentleman I offered to pay for the first round so the guys all got long islands and the girls all decided to get cranberry and vodka, I also got a round of purple hooters for everyone, as the drinks were served, my friends girl stated she wasnt really a drinker but she downed the drinks anyways, so 11pm rolled around and we arrive at Ellis island, by this time I normally go in and take a piss, as I step outside I notice my friend and his very pale looking girl rushing for the restroom, next I see is the girl spews all over the entrance of the casino, I turned to my friend and he tells me that he is going home and taking her with him, I ended up have a great night and even getting some at the end of the night more like morning but it just didnt feel right knowing that my friend was going home with a barf covered lightweight

4.  I like to call this one you spin me right round baby right round! This takes place at Ellis Island; I meet a great girl who found an interest in me after I sang Billy idols Rebel Yell I found out it was her birthday and I ended up with the birthday girl at the end of the night,  but during the chase the song by Dion round around sue came on and he and her started to dance, which then everyone around use started to dance as well, my co-workers cousin found a beautiful girl and he started to swing and spin her, in mid spin I could hear her say STOP SPINNING ME and him being the asshole kept spinning her like a top ! She got so dizzy she tripped and fell on a waitress and spills all the drinks everywhere, broken glass everywhere and we decided to call it a night,

3. I called this night the comp night everything was all over and we ended up at terribles to eat, I actually didnt get a girl that night but no biggy, we start to order and one of our friends asked just for a short stack of pancakes, everyone gets their meal expect for our friends with the pancakes, to make it worst the waitress gets upset at us because we kept yelling and screaming at her that our friend was black and it was discrimination, that everyone else got their food expect him, she gets upset and yells out STOP FUCKING WITH ME YOU DRUNKS !!! mind you we were in a nice drunk frenzy, so one of the girls gets upset because this waitress lost her composure and demands to see a manger, after waiting 15 minutes she talks to the manager and he decides that anything we order was going to be comped, we ended up with full tummies and a great story !

2. This one night was a short night for me, we started at cheers around 8pm and I started to go at it drink after drink after drink mind you I can normally handle about 5 long islands and about a pitcher of beer, this night my friend decided he would buy us 2 shots of Bacardi 151 which is like drinking rubbing alcohol to make it worst I just finish downing what should have been my last beer but no!! No I have to take 2 shots of the strong stuff, so I did! Back to back, after I took my shots I said goodnight to everyone, as I leave the bar, the strong air hits me and wham I am all fucked up, it took me half an hour to find my car in a 12 car parking lot ! I started to drive home, half way home I had to stop at 7-11 to take a shit and spew my guts out cause the damn shots got to my stomach, got home safely and could not fall asleep do to the drunken stupor that just hit me, you know that whole feeling like your falling while laying in bed and the room spinning!

And number 1 its too long to tell might do it in a blog later on the road!

Moral of the stories! DRUNKS KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!!