Today on my lunch I ended up haing lunch wiht my new boyfriend Matt and his friend Kurtis. We were sitting in hte pizza place down the street from the school jsut joking around. Lots of sexual jokes oh my goodness. But somehow we got on the topic of porn and Kurtis started talking about how his friend used to be like a massive porn feind. He felt the need to tell me that his friend once found porn of a woman fucking a barrel. A fucking barrel! Like how fucking huge would her poon have to be to fit that inside there. Like it would rip her in half. That makes my cooch hrut thinking about it.

IT makes me wonder though. Who thinks up these ideas. Who sits there all day tihnking about what fucked up shit they would like to see. I dont know about you but looking at two girls shitting in eachothers mouths does not turn me on. Nor does watching two guys fuck a horse. Yet another thing Kurtis decided to bring up. This kid is fucked up as hell but hes awesome. Like ME and Matt were jsut standing infront of his locker and kurtis comes up and squeezes inbetween us and starts hugging Matt saying that hes his. Then five minutes later he grabs me and says Im his. If this guy didnt have a girlfriend Id say he was fruity but no. I swear He grabbed Matts tittie ( hes not fat its a muscle tittie lol) over 30 times, I grabbed it a couple times and someone else pinched his nipple.

On another note after my sister got home today she came into my room and said we needed to do a sisterly bonding tomorrow at lunch. She somehow convinced me to go get my nails done with her. Wich is weird cause I like never get my nails done. WIch Im kinda sad about cause then I dont get to see Matt. I know Im such a chick but Ive had a crush on this kid since september so I was really happy when he asked me out.

Have a good afternoon.