So I went to a small private highschool in the south that has a bathroom with only one stall in it for taking shits and a trough-like structure for pissing. The toilet and the trough-pissing-thing has a fine layer of rust on it at all times. Also there is usually a good amount of piss on the floor and chewing tobacco stuck to the walls. Considering we have one janitor and im not sure but he looks like he is about 90 years old. He talks like he has a dick in his mouth at all times so I cant understand a fucking word he says. He moves at the pace of a snail and clogs up our small sidewalk. I know that I should feel sorry for him but because hes been working at our highschool for like 60 years they wont fire him and he wont quit till he dies. Oh well back to the story, so I rush into this shitty bathroom because I have to take a major slam. I see that the stall is occupied so I stand there and wait. The bathroom is really small so I heard the guys poop dropping and splashing into the water. I get tired of waiting so I tell him to hurry the fuckup cause I got to drop chocolate babies. He jumps up real quick and gets his pants back up and walks out of the stall and tells me that hes done. Before he does this I didnt hear a flush and I also didnt hear any toilet paper being used. I tell him that I dont mind waiting so that he can wipe his ass because I was sure that he didnt. He looks at me shocked and says that he didnt poop and didnt need to wipe. I dont believe him so I go into the stall to investigate and discover 2 ripe turds floating in the water.  I call him out on it and show him the turds. He looks embaressed and admits that they were his. He tells me, "dun worry about it man, im just gonna wipe later when I get home". He leaves the bathroom and while im taking my dukey I remember that he has class for the next 2 hours then football practice for another 2 hours. So he walked around with a mud butt for 4 hours before he got home. I gave him shit about it for awhile. No pun intended.