Once upon a time during puberty I grew a giant penis, it is my gift it is my curse.  I know most guys love to have one but not me.  Having a giant penis cums great responsibility.  There was this one time I was taking a piss but I sneezed at the same time.  My dick flicked up and down causing piss to go all over the seat, floor and in my mouth.  True story I swear.  This was the grosses thing to ever happen to me.

Even sex is a touchy subject.  I assume I can only have sex with giant whores or giant women from the land of the giants.  Whores will at least have a loose vigina so it wouldn't hurt so much.  But if I had sex with a virgin girl I would of completely destory her vagina.  She would bleed all over my bed and I'll be forced to drive her to the hospital.  I'll be yelling at doctors to get my girlfriend a vigana transplant ASAP.  The doctors will tell me they don't do vigana transplants.  I'll have to hold the whole emergency room hostage until I get my girlfriend a new vagina.  I'll tell the cops what I want because I WILL NOT BURY MY GIRLFRIEND MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BURY ME!!!  I am a gentalman that way.  I am way to respectful of women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbU1o5e_WnE