I have a friend who works as a nurse in a local hospital and she recently had a few interesting stories to tell me about some of the stupid shit people get upto in general.

A few months back while in the delivery room, and of course there was a couple having there first child. Unfortunately for her she didnt have and drugs so the pain was intense. Not to leave her husband out of events unfolding, she grabbed his balls with a vice like grip and told him, "you got me into this mess, now get this thing out of me!!!".

In as much pain himself he simply replied, "Well I offered to screw you up the ass, but you said it would hurt to much!!!", shortly after having her hand removed of course.

Another more amusing story came after a couple dialled a 999 emergency. Apparently the couple got themselves into a sticky situation. So knowing she'd have to help she waited around and was greeted by the sight of a couple in a seemingly sexual position and semi clothed being brought in on a gurney, by EMTs trying there best to contain their laughter. Apparently what the couple thought was lubricant was actually superglue.

The whole situation got alittle more complicated when the man caught in the compromising postion took some what of a panic attack and his wife had to be called.