Just cruising down the highway and at about 80 km an hour as I enter an intersection the light turns yellow. I hear a great big crash, my wife thinks we have been hit, so I look back and of course a Honda Civic driven by a cross eyed cowboy, dawning a big billed cap crashes into a large cube van as it takes the last second to make a turn.  A second earlier and I would have gotten the brunt of the asshole in the Honda civic advancing the light to his own imagined timing. But instead, he took out the front end of a new Mercedes Benz  and hopefully his own front custom grill. You fuck faces in Honda Civics, would you please learn how to drive and respect the rules of the road or you'll all end up like road pizza, not that you don't deserve it!