I'm not sure if anyone here is a twitter fan, but let me tell you what I think...It's hella gay! 

If I joined, my page would look something like this;

7:00 a.m. woke up, opened my eyes, time to masturbate.

7:15 a.m. put the sock back under the bed.  Off to the shower.

7:45 a.m. Breakfast time, yay waffles again.

8:30 a.m. Just got to work, logged in, ready for another day of games on ebaums.

5:30 p.m. getting ready to go home now, today sure was boring.

6:30 p.m. Got home before 6:00, watched some new porn, i need a new sock.

7:00 p.m. I'm going to try to make a fancy dinner tonight for my wife, gotta pick up hotdogs.

9:00 p.m. Found a new sock on the floor.  Time to go to bed.

WTF, why do people do this?  And more importantly why would anyone want to read another persons twitter page.   There isn't even any games!!!!!

I'm sick of hearing everyone talk about twitter, and thought i'd blog about how much I despise the idea of this. 

Thanks for reading!