The title of this blog has always been something of a lifelong dream. An ambition of sorts. Make no mistake, I bite my lip hard when an interview panel asks me what I’d like to achieve in the next five years. The notion of screwing one with an almost mutant ability to bend in all sorts of ways excites me. It really does. Sexual gratification is an obvious highlight of this, however, the logistics of actually having sex with a contortion artist are mind boggling. Thinking of the possibilities, there is so much that can be done, unfortunately, crazy bendy sex probably wont be very graftifying for the contortionist. Actually, if any contortion artist happens to read this then please, let me know if you enjoy the crazy bendy sex.

Oh, wouldn’t it be fantastic to see a couple of contortionist really going for it… Preferably in a small box. I don’t know why, it’s how I roll.