Well, as the title shows, i'm a noob. I am only coming to this site to try and make people laugh cause that is the greatest joy in life... Actually thats a bunch of shit. The greatest joy in life is to watch funny shit happen to other stupid fuckers. So far I like this site cause i have nothin better to do... and the videos and blogs are pretty good, there just isn't that many new features all the time.

First attemp to make you piss your pants or feel really bad for someone, not that anyone on this site is capable of the second but oh well.

My next door neighbor is an old fat whore that has a new man and fat fold around her waist every week. She even steals the coupons out of my paper.So to be a total asshole i printed up some fake coupons to KFC and put them in my paper before she got home, the bitch can't get enough of them... So because i have no life i followed her for the next three days until she finally went to KFC. She smuggly walks in with that white trashy look, you know you've seen it... Dressed all fugly and boobs sagging to her belt that was trying to contain her 400 pounds of fat. She walks up to the counter and goes "I want 3 LARGE Pepsi's with 2 buckets of wings and legs, and i've got a coupon for half price!!" well the dumb bitch at the counter took the coupon without even looking at it and that Fat bitch got that food.... So i need suggestions on how to make her Fugly life a little worse... Please reply with GOOD ideas...