I WALK AROUND WITH AN OVAL CUT OUT IN MY WIFE BEATER CAUSE MY BIG FAT STOMACH WON'T FIT OTHERWISE.  I CAN LIFT 975 DORITOS TO MY MOUTH!  I'M A HIGH ROLLER....BY WHICH I MEAN I GOT A LOTTA ROLLS!  I CRUISE AROUND MY MY FAT GUY SCOOTER GETTIN ALL THE HONEYS! BUMBLE BEE HONEY, PURE HONEY, LIQUID HONEY, HONEY COMBS, AND SO MANY MORE!

YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD BE ME!