So I have been stuck in my condo for the past 12 days because I injured my leg snowmobiling. THis shit sucks . I cant really do my naked pilates anymore which means I havent exercised . I dont go in the kitchen because I dont want to stuff my yap with sugary sweets or fat heart inducing food. I dont wanna gain any weight while Im recuperating. Ive had some time to think to myself since being hurt and heres some things I have thought about, or come to realize

but first I have to say its beautifull here in CHI town Im staring at lake Michigan out of my living room and its awesome. except for the fact were supposed to get about a foot of snow here tonite.

I realized Ive never eaten at burger king, white castle , or mcdonals . Ive never taken a taxi or a train. Ive never had to get up before seven am. All my girlfriends are fake. I realized that my dogs fart a lot.

There was more but Icant remember now . Time for the captain and coke.

I think Im gonna start volunteering for a good cause after the new years. I think I might even go to Africa or some other backwater continent to help those poor bastards.

Cheers