Imagine this...
Your a bit peckish and you fancy a subway, so you think to yourself "Ihave nothing better to do so I might as well take a drive to the nearest Subway" So you get in your car and drive to Subway. On the way you notice a sign which advertises SWEET ONION TERIYAKI!! You think to yourself for a second about having one of them but instead you opt to choose your usual STEAK AND CHEESE. You arrive at subway and as you enter you notice it is empty and you feel this is a bit strange it is 8.30pm and I am the only customer in here. You go to the counter and standing there in his subway apron is none other than James Gandolfini. He TELLS you "SWEET ONION TERIYAKI on which bread Sir" you pause for a short while and say "Say no I would like STEAK AND CHEESE please!" James looks you up and down and says "Your eat what I tell you to eat, or if you don't I will pull out my 12inch rubber black dildo and beat you to death with it!!!. So what will it be SIR?!?!"
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?! WHAT?!?!?!
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