WARNING! SCAM ALERT!

Be on the lookout for these two women.  They are hanging around the Jay-C and Wal-Mart parking lots.  When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.  They are very convincing and very hot!  Once in your car, one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you, keeping you busy.  The other one takes your wallet.  I've had mine taken on the 1st, 3rd, 4th and twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow.

 Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99, but I found some at the dollar store for 99 cents so I bought all they had.  

These two harlots not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 10lbs.  Keep a lookout for them! (I find lunch time and about 5:30 are the best times)