I was out with some friends tonight at one in the morning. We went to get drunk.

Arriving at a club a bouncer at the front denied us entrance.

"Why won't you let us in?" I asked the bouncer.

"Because I said so."

Me and my friends retreated back and saw the bouncer let in some ugly chicks, butterfaces, we would totally chuck their head off and fuck their dead bodies!!!

So then I confront the bouncer and he again denied me entrance.

My friend got into his car and drove into the bouncer instantly killing him. My friend put the car in park and said something about "Cockinmouthasaurus..."....

We went into the dance club where gay guys were fucking. But we ignored them and sat down at a table. We ordered the cheapest beer, because we are fucking poor.

The night strolled by and some chicks went up to our table.

"Can we fuck you?"

Me and my friends contimplated on this. there was 3 chicks and 5 guys...

A disgusting image flashed in my head as one girl took three cocks up her ass, sucked off a guy and gave a hand job to another guy.

I retched.

I denied them, but my friends went right ahead and fucked them on the dance floor. And everyone started to have a lot of sex.

I was taped on the shoulder by some guy.

"Quick, we need to disable a bomb!"

I quickly ran after the guy who was supposed to be leading me to the bomb but semt like to run away from me.

We arrived at the bomb where many dead bodies where.

I cut a blue wire and their was a beep. Then an immanse explosion.

I then remember I left the fridge open that morning. DAMN!!

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Happy? now let the commenting begin!!!

Bad comments, I mean!!! muhaha!

but sadly I have to get off soon I have to work tomorrow again. And my girlfriend is sick and is in bed and I don't want to leave her alone...