this is copy paste i did not write this and have no idea who did i jus Just in case you weren't feeling too old today - - -  The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included aids.  The CD was introduced two years before they were born.  They have always had an answering machine.  They have always had cable.  Popcorn has always been microwaved.  They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.  They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.  They never heard, "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel ," or "de plane, Boss, de plane."  They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. "I don't believe that last one"