1.) Stop smoking

2.) Quit drinking alcohol

3.) Quit drinking caffeine

4.) Become vegetarian

5.) Have a baby

6.) Upper cut a mean child

7.) Stop going on Ebaum's World

8.) Write a book

9.) Stop cussing

10.) Be nicer

HAHAHAHA OHHH I CRACK MYSELF UP

But seriously, have a very happy new years everyone. I'm still trying to recover from last night and I'm not sure if this pizza is going to stay down for too long...