This is the last call for the eBaumsworld Tattoos and Self Portraits Gallery I'm putting together. If you want to show off any pictures of yourself or your tattoos (or both) then feel free to send off your picture(s) to [email protected]

In other news, I'm typing this from a new custom computer I've built and put together myself. Not only does it predict what I'm about to write, but it also reads minds, makes coffee, rubs my feet on demand, and can tie cherry stems into double-knots after closing them into the CD/DVD tray.

I'm not sure when that's going to actually serve some kind of purpose, but it's pretty damn sweet.

One of the fans ate my wife's cat.