I wish I could have a mature conversation with a guy about sex that doesn't end up with him turning into a drooling giant hard on, who assumes that I'm either a cock tease or a whore.

Seriously... If I told you what I had for supper last night, would you expect me to cook you something?   So why is it that every time I've ever talked about sex, they assume I'm looking to have it with them?  I try not to lead people on like that,  but it's like if I'm willing to talk about it, I must be willing to do it.

Recently I tried to give someone some advice about sexual relationships with people.  It was just like if I was giving advice to someone for finding a job or something.  Next thing you know he's asking me personal questions, because he got all aroused and wanted me to help him fantasize or something.    I felt really stupid to fall for that shit, but more frustrated to think people can't talk about sex without humping legs.

What is it about sex that makes people turn into 14 year old boys who giggle when they hear someone say "do it" ?   I know people think about sex many times a day, and I'm no different, but that doesn't mean I want to fuck the nearest thing whenever I hear about it.