life is what you make it. some things do happen that are not your fault, but there is normally a way to make these situations better. "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

so anyway, my mother died a few days back, that's why i haven't been around so much. she was a kind hearted lady and i really should of made more effort to visit her more than only once a week.

there is a bright side to all this, however. she left me a tidy sum of money that i can fritter away on cheap whores, alcohol and drugs.

kthxbai losers, i gotta see a man about a dog...